slimfairy:

when people call you “hun”
image

(Source: meulin-loves-mew, via umbreonly)

  • Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

hisbutlerdeath:

oh man I would reblog your fabulous graphic but it’s just so much easier to right click, select ‘save file’, pick a folder, name the file, go to my dashboard, open a new photo post, click ‘upload’, find where I saved the file, select it, wait for it to load, tag it, and repost it gosh darn

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peachofcake:

i want to go to a park or something

someone come with me

leonardbonesy:

kanayahummel:

lesquatrescavaliers:

catslock:

foreverandadalek:

teamfreekickass:

timelordparadise:

hawkstars:

avocadokitten:

women are better than men = misandry

men are better than women = misogyny 

men and women are equal = feminism

everyone is equal but also shit = misanthropy,

everyone’s equal when they’re dead = lesmiserables

everyone’s dead = supernatural 

everyone’s important = doctor who

everyone’s an idiot = sherlock

everyone’s food = hannibal

everyone’s gay = glee

everyone is immeasurably small, constantly changing, shifting, becoming a thundering wave to the fast approaching future, and a mere echo of the past. The only things that are a certainty, dear listeners, is our own demise, and the void. -welcome to night vale

Tags: genius

chasertiff:

When I say “boys are dumb” what I really mean is “boys have been raised in a patriarchal society that forces them into an incorrect and problematic view of masculinity that not only forces them to strip away valuable virtues from themselves, like patience and gentleness, but also forces them them to view and treat women in unhealthy ways that devalues women as people and makes them into objects purely for a man’s benefit”

but it’s a lot faster to say “boys are dumb”

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Tags: feminism

(breaks out into a sprited rendition of Weird Al’s “White and Nerdy”)

(breaks out into a sprited rendition of Weird Al’s “White and Nerdy”)

hahaha and I just noticed I’d had my queue set to autopost that cute happy gif only to make a grumpy text post right after. ehhhhh whatever…times like these are for my favorite Walt Whitman quote: “do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself. I am large. I contain multitudes.”

Tags: personal

Things to know about me:

I’m really pretty
I can be really mean
Don’t tell me to smile

neuroptera:

sscars:

populations:

tyleroakley:

latenighthush:

GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS
WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT
WE SMILE 
AND CANT STAY STILL
AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT

BOYS DO IT TOO
I CAN CONFIRM

ya i do this

I DO THIS

Y’all do this and look so cute and I just bury my face into the pillow and wiggle my bum.

neuroptera:

sscars:

populations:

tyleroakley:

latenighthush:

GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS

WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT

WE SMILE 

AND CANT STAY STILL

AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT

BOYS DO IT TOO

I CAN CONFIRM

ya i do this

I DO THIS

Y’all do this and look so cute and I just bury my face into the pillow and wiggle my bum.

(Source: double-take, via tits-0ut-legs-0pen)

Tags: adorables

legfruit:

tips for uni!!

- i don’t have any
- none of us know what we’re doing
- make rich friends

(via gaywitchesforabortions)

"Whatever you now find weird, ugly, uncomfortable and nasty about a new medium will surely become its signature. CD distortion, the jitteriness of digital video, the crap sound of 8-bit - all of these will be cherished and emulated as soon as they can be avoided. It’s the sound of failure: so much modern art is the sound of things going out of control, of a medium pushing to its limits and breaking apart. The distorted guitar sound is the sound of something too loud for the medium supposed to carry it. The blues singer with the cracked voice is the sound of an emotional cry too powerful for the throat that releases it. The excitement of grainy film, of bleached-out black and white, is the excitement of witnessing events too momentous for the medium assigned to record them."

— Brian Eno, A Year With Swollen Appendices  (via gllob)

(Source: volumexii, via false99)

Tags: cool words

tifferini:

Blood Moon: April 15, 2014 in Los Angeles

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Tags: me every day lmao